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I flash back swaggering into the chemotherapy infusion room, dressed in my stylish blend vesture, and staying for the nursers to bring on the margaritas. Surprise No margaritas. I came near to walking out, but I decided to stay and try the creations they offered.
Pro tip Margaritas are better.
Eventually, one week I got fed up, so I brought my own margarita. Along with the glass. The chemo nanny was rather taken suddenly, but she agreed to take my picture with my frozen tequila libation. But also she only let me have a couple of quaffs before she made me throw it out. I guess I should have gulped it before she got there.
Not long agone
, I reconnected with a friend who ’d moved down. I had n’t seen her for times, but I heard she had cancer, so I transferred her a probative dispatch. Well, she called me, and we ended up talking on the phone for four hours – really the longest phone discussion I ever had with someone I was n’t sleeping with. A good part of the time, we were regaling each other with funny stories about absurd effects that happed during our cancer treatment.
So I asked my Facebook musketeers( you are on my Facebook runner, are n’t you?) to give me their own funny cancer stories. Then are some they participated with me.( I edited for length and to remove some minor, and completely accessible, curse words.)
One Halloween, chemo left me pale, furless, round- faced and fluffy- eyed. I slipped into a white serape mask tied with a girdle to hand out “ treats ” and told everyone I was dressed as a Buddhist monk. One child’s father touched my smooth head to confirm that I was authentically bald and said, “ Wow, when you choose a costume, you really commit! ” – Sheri
During my radiation and chemo, I was told that if I lost weight I would have a confluent tube. Oh, no. Not me. But I got chemo sick during Easter week. Deathly hysterical of the morning weigh- in, I wore thrills, jeans, a large belt, two blouses, a T- shirt and one or two jackets. And for good measure, I put rolled diggings in my thrills, pockets and every other piece of apparel. I came in veritably close to mypre-chemo weight. latterly, I got great pleasure in participating that story with the radiation and chemo oncologists. – Karen
My pastor’s woman
had cancer and she had just lost all her hair and was wearing a toupee People threw her a birthday party, but nothing allowed
to help her take the presents to the auto. It was asuper-windy day, and she was walking out to the auto with her hands full of presents a unforeseen gust of wind came up, flipped off her toupee, and it went tumbling with all the leaves and branches. She was running after it, with her hands, full, trying to stomp on it, like it was some kind of critter! When she told that to a room full of women, we were all rolling on the bottom in church. – Teri
I had bone cancer and a mastectomy. I used the( silicon enhancer) “ funk bone ” in the bra to indeed effects out. It got intriguing a many times It migrated to the middle so that I had one large bone on the left wing, slipped down toward my pants so I had two extensively and weirdly spaced guts, and my favorite — fell out fully( generally in public). That last one happed several times. – Synthia
My mama had a partial mastectomy so she had a “ funk bone ”. One day while she was hand- suturing commodity, the doorbell chimed. She poked the needle into her funk bone and answered the door with the needle sticking out of her blunder. – Judye
I ’d lost my hair from chemo. I always wore a toupee or headdresses with scarves. My baldness did n’t bother me – others were unnerved and uncomfortable. I was barhopping with musketeers, slipping my toupee so we could be viewed as just some girls having fun. Bars closed and I donated to drive us to Naugles – why do we get so empty after a night of amalgamations?! I had stopped at a light, windows down and loudly singing along to the radio. A auto full of youthful guys stopped next to us and massive flirting back n forth. Just as the light turned green, I yanked off my toupee and gestured it at the guys. We took off, I looked in the rearview glass and they were firmed at the light with a look of total shock! We laughed until we( well, you know.) – Pam
My mama ’s croaker
wanted to see her in person after a mammogram follow- up. This ca n’t be good news, mama. I ’m coming with you. Yep, a bone cancer opinion. We had the deer- in- the- headlights look as we stumbled out of his clinic that day. The receptionist called out as we left, “ Well, have a nice day! ” My mama and I looked at each other in the hallway and just burst out laughing at the fatuity of it all. That came our mantra, through thick and thin, and noway failed to crack us up. “ Yes,> fit some new horrible thing< BUT, have a nice day! ” – Melanie
My friend is a bone cancer survivor. When she was diagnosed, I would go to her movables with her. She was too tired and overwhelmed to fill out the forms so every time I asked her a question on the health form – suchlike “ Do you have ” And also she, as loud as she could in the waiting room, would say “ Well, I presumably do now! ” We'd laugh so hard. – Gina
